is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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