I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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