We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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