thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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