I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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