It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this just has baby written all over it
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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