How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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