Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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