We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
