Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Four minutes until I can fart!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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