the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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