What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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