Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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