Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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