I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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