yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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