nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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