Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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