His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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