Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Are we still banned from the library?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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