he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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