idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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