I got chris browned last night
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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