I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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