No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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