Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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