I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You can't just leave with hair like that
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize
