that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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