she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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