Your dad touched me again.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
where does the pee come out of this thing
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
