it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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