how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I showed him my bush... on skype.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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