God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
