she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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