I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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