we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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