You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Randomize