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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste

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(407): View more from Florida

I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.

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(516): View more from New York

you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish

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(720): View more from Colorado

I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.

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(740): View more from Ohio

There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.

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(740): View more from Ohio

We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level

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(304): View more from West Virginia

when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.

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