hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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