There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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