You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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