I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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