I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
being pregnant is like rehab
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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