I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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