He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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