Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
