So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
do nipples grow back?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
