Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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