So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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