Quick, to the slutcave!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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