I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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