I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
that's an acceptable place to lick
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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