right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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