please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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