If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Found your dick twin last night
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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