so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
